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From a drawing on one of the walls at Beth's Cafe in Seattle forever ago

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I thought E was for estrogen :3

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Roast filet of rich with a creamy estrogen sauce and a side of pickles.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Hmmmm crunch crunch 🦴🦴🦴 rich people... Ew tastes like strong perfume and ego

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

The 1% milk is a nice touch

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

With some fava beans and a nice Chianti! ❤️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

When I saw this, I just instantly asked myself how many calories a rich would have and I want to share my research results with you:

An average person contains 125,000 kcal, making it 20% more for rich people (just because they're mostly male and greedy af), we'll be ending up at 150,000 kcal. Today, there are around 60m millionaires or a calorie pool of 9 trillion kcal. A human needs in average 2250 kcal a day, so we'd have 4 billion daily doses or one big feasting party for the entire world population. BYOB