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TL;DR It was an old Wang system, 286 processor(I think, anyway), with no hard drive, a 5.25" floppy drive, and a lovely green monochrome monitor. I didn't have it long enough to reach the point where I could have identified the actual hardware/specs.

Back in 1993, I was 10, and the internet really wasn't a thing yet(yeah, yeah, I know. But for most of us, the internet didn't exist until the mid-late 90's). You'd probably have difficulty even finding someone in the neighborhood who could tell you what a computer was, nevermind having used one. I was out running around the city, as you used to be able to do at 10 years old, when I passed by some local business/office/who knows I was 10. Big pile of trash out front, waiting to be picked up. When you're a kid, and you're poor, you go picking. Trash picking, I mean. You can get all sorts of cool shit, especially from the wealthier neighborhoods. Maybe it's different nowadays, but back in the day, people would toss out perfectly good toys, bikes, electronics, furniture, and as they became more commom, videogames, computers, etc. A ton of the shit I owned as a kid is stuff I picked straight out of the trash. Even after that, I picked trash for years. Resold a metric FUCKTON of stuff that other(presumably wealthier) people deemed to be garbage.

Back to this business/office/free stuff location, I obviously start eyeing what's in the big pile out front of this place. Among the stuff, I see a big, beige, metal box, a weird looking TV, and something with a big coiled wire hanging off of it. Now, it's not like there weren't computers in movies/TV at that point, and I had just read Jurassic park the same year, so I did recognize, vaguely, what it was. So I start looking at it, poking around, It had a name on it. "Wang". Don't know what that means, but I'm 10; that's hilarious. I decide I'm taking it. Tried to pick it up, and yeah, that shit is heavy. Nevermind the TV thing, and the keyboard. So as you do, I look around for a stary shopping cart, and sure enough, there's never one far away. Grab the cart and start lifting my haul into it, when someone comes out of the business/office/treasure-hoard, and yells "HEY!" Thought I was about to be in trouble, but instead, this guys walks over to me and says "you're gonna need this." Handed me a bundle of wires, and a square envelope, and just went back inside. So I toss that in the cart, and start pushing. And push I did. A shopping cart full of early 90's computer hardware, pushed by a 10 year-old, down the street, on and off of curb, up and down hills, from the other end of the city, is hard work. But eventually, I got home with it. Not to worry though, I only lived on the 3rd floor of a three-story building.

So I get home, and I start unloading my haul, one piece at a time, and start dragging it up the stairs. Thankfully no one was home, so I could bring everything into my room without anyone complaing about what I'm doing. That was also one of the only times I actually had a bedroom, so that worked out. Once I get it in there, I put the big metal box on the floor in the corner of my room, I take my monitor and decide that I'm pretty sure it's supposed to sit on top, so I put that there. The keyboard was next. After I untagled that cursed coiled cable, I obviously checked the back of the monitor, looking for where I need to plug the keyboard in. Figured out that no, it gets plugged into the big metal box. What next? Oh, right, that bundle of wires the guy gave me. It tuned out to be a couple of power cables, and a (what I now would assume) was a VGA cable. So I get to work plugging all of that in, and when it comes to the VGA cable, that's when I realize that oh, everything plugs into the metal box, that seems important. That must be the part that is a "computer." So what the hell is the TV thing? Took a minute, but I eventually remembered my NES, and realized that oh yeah, the box is where everything happens, and the screen is just where you see it. Again, I was 10, and all of this technology was still new to the average person. Give me a break here.

And last up was that square envelope. Would you believe it had a black plastic thing inside? It's really floppy. Weird. What the fuck is this thing? It has a white sticker on it, and some illegible scribbles. Nintendo to the rescue again. This black plastic thing sure does look like it would fit into the slot on the front of the metal box. Oh shit, it did! Now I just have to turn this thing on. How the fuck do you turn this thing on? Spent a while on that one, flipping the obvious big red power switch in the back. Took a while before I figured out there was a second power button on the front. TWO power switches?! What is this nonsense? Whatever. It's on now.

I sat and watched as bright green text started popping up on the screen. Various numbers, and phrases that I'd never heard in my life. Clearly, this stuff could only be understood some secret government agent, or that one kid I read about Jurassic Park, who was obviously like, a genius hacker or something. The slot where I shoved that floppy plastic square sure is noisy. What the hell is it doing, anyway? It loads in just like my Nintendo games, maybe it's a game?! Maybe a game is about to start. It sure was, friends. Maybe the greatest game ever made. We called it... DOS.

Man, did I love that game, DOS. I spent the several hours, typing random shit on the keyboard, as the command prompt did absolutely nothing of interest, since I had no idea what I was doing. But after those couple of hours of typing swears and random nonsense, I finally started to get bored, what with all of the nothing that was happening. And for whatever reason, I thought maybe someone could help me. Or, why not the computer itself? Maybe it will help me. So I typed the work "help", I hit the enter key, and sure enough, something finally happened. Holy shit, it's doing something. It's telling me how to DO stuff.

And so, before this novel goes on even longer, yeah. I found the help menu, and spent many more hours needlessly using very basic commands to create, copy, move, rename, and delete empty files and folders. Truly, I was now an elite haxxor man.

Over the next couple of years, I pulled many systems and parts out of various trash piles, and cobbled together different systems. Many, many different 386 and 486 systems. Until finally, when I was 15, I managed to get my hands on an obscenely slow, but absolute magic at the time, dialup modem, and a pile of "free hours" of AOL.

And they all lived happily ever after... Until social media was invented. The end.

If people like/want to read/discuss such poorly written nonsense, maybe I'll write up some nonsense about other technology-based shenanigans from over the years. And if people would rather make fun of my poor writing skills; fair.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

My mom needed a computer for her job. Gateway with Window 95 on it. It ran Tomb Raider at like 5fps and I played the shit out of it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My first computer was my brother's former Apple II+ when my dad got him an Apple IIe as a graduation present. I was only 6 years old (yes, my brother is that much older than me and no he is not my half-brother and yes we were both planned) and it was 1983. My brother gave me a ton of pirated games and I started learning BASIC and then computers got easier and I stopped being interested in programming. And now my brother is a wealthy coder and I'm not. Ah well.

Edit: Also, hooray for all the old people like me in this thread!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My grandmother let me use and play a couple of games on her Apple IIe.

But the first computer that was mine was a Windows 3.1 386. I think I remember it had an 80MB hard drive. I played games and eventually found qbasic.exe and wrote lots of toy programs and a couple of very simple games in the QBasic language. I owe a lot to that old 386 machine.

[–] burrito 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are you me? I had a 386 just like that. Mine was the SX so no math coprocessor and it had 1 MB of RAM and later I upgraded it to 4 MB. I also used mine to write a bunch of programs in qbasic. I learned a ton on that machine. SimCity 2000 was also a lot of fun on it, though it ran much faster on the Pentium machine I got later.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The Fat Mac (512k) my dad bought to run inventory for his store. I was probably 2 or 3 playing games like Count-on-Mac and version of the memory game called, I think, Concentration. I’d also mess around in Mac Paint and later got into Pinball Construction Set.

[–] TheSlad 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I got a double hand-me-down laptop (4th child) in 7th grade.

I watched stupid shit on albinoblacksheep, played stupid games on addictinggames, and looked at porn.

A lot of porn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

In the 2010s my family had a HP Compaq SFF with Windows 7.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Acer Aspire, knew all the specs then, can't recall now. Would take the best buy newspaper ads to my wall until parents agreed a year later

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

My father's laptop. I was like 2 or 3. I pretended to be working. I dropped it onto the floor and broke it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

eMac, age 7. i concerned myself primarily with clarisworks, making nested folders, and age of empires 2. my siblings and i argued about strategy in age of empires 2 a lot. i think i am the worst rts player of all time.

i was very good at deimos rising and otto matic and was the only one of us who could beat them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Windows 95. A Dell I think? It was in our dining room lol. Played a lot of Lego Island and Hot Wheels Stunt Track Driver.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Zenith HealthKit z-89 , Dad built it, I played it. He bought me a β€œintro to basic” book and I never stopped making games for my brother to lose. He figured it out I mapped all choices to eventually lose. those were fun times

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

RCA cdp1802 based system. 10 switches for binary input. 2 hex digits for output. A massive 256 bytes of memory which I never managed to fill. No OS or permanent storage. Circa 1975.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The first computer I remember using was my dad's IBM PC-XT, but the first computer that was mine was an Apple IIe that my grandfather gave me when he upgraded his own.

I don't remember how old I was, but probably around 9 or 10. I loved that thing, and I used it for all sorts of stuff. I played games, I made cards and banners with Print Shop Pro, I wrote stories and stuff. That thing was great.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

A PC running MS-DOS, 133 MHz. Mostly some text writing and a few games. It was my father computer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

IBM Aptiva 100 mhz Pentium 1 4 mb RAM 28k modem 4x CD ROM 3.5 in floppy drive 1 gb hard disk Win 3.1 / OS2

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

My brother's TRS-80 CoCo in 1983, at least until I got a TI-99/4A of my own the next year. But the real fun didn't get going until I got the 32k expansion cartridge and started assembly language. Now 40 years later and a degree and career in CIS...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

My first computer is like 17 years old and it's still in daily use. It is a custom build gaming rig that I paid like 1k€ for back in the day. It has since been upgraded with more RAM, SSD, and has a brand new GPU aswell. I may need to invest in a new CPU soon too as my core2quad is really starting to show it's age now. The main issue however is the RAM as it only supports DDR2 and finding compatible 4Gb sticks was really hard and out of the 4 one seems to be faulty and makes it crash so I only have 3 of them in use. After I upgrade the motherboard aswell I don't consider it the same computer anymore as it has almost none of the original parts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Hewlett-Packard, sub 100mhz, 5.25” floppy AND a 3.5” (I know, right?😎)

It was running windows 3.11. I think I was… 11?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Some old Acer or Asus hand me down from my uncle.
Cracked Cinema4D and tried that out.
Worked kinda.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

A Commodore 128D(CR) that my family bought in probably late '86 or '87. It was our main PC, that I played all the SSI Goldbox games on, and had a 1200 Baud Modem, which I used to access local BBS all through High school. Later after going college, I finally got to build my own PC, a AMD 486DX2 80Mhz 12MB Mem, 600MB HD. I still own both of these, and many of the other PCs mentioned here, in my basement Antique Computer collection.

[–] Unforeseen 1 points 10 months ago

First family computer I used was a TI99 4/a, this was around 1983 or so, with tape deck. Used to type in programs from magazines. I grew up using BBSs, Lan parties, freenet, and shared university accounts when the internet still wasn't publically accessible.

My first computer that was my own I remember well because it was unique, a dual Pentium pro which was the first i686 and that processor line went on to power ASCI red to become the first supercomputer to reach a teraflop. Dual CPUs in consumer hardware was very unique for the time, it was more classed a workstation then a computer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Mine had 500 MHz AMD K6-2 processor + 256 MB RAM + Windows 98.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

First computer I toyed on was a friend's TRS80. The first one I owned was an Apple2e, circa late 1983 or 84 iirc

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

1995, I was 4. Can't remember specs, but it ran win95. I had some preschool games like The Playroom and Math/Reading Blaster, which were pretty sweet. And Rugrats adventure game, which started my affinity for point-and-clicks. Aside from that I would just think of cool animals or other shit I wanted to know about and looked it up on Encarta. The fun lasted until shortly after we got the internet in 99, I had to build a new PC to get more frames in flash games on the Nickelodeon website and with bonzibuddy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

1984 a used Apple IIE Messed around with some simple accounting software Also used Slice by Peach, I think on a Commodore.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Dell Inspiron M5040 my mom got me, possibly from QVC, probably so I could play Minecraft. Must've been around 12 years old. Loved that thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

IBM 286 with that sweet CGA video adapter

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

386dx40 with 5MB ram and 42MB hard drive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

AMD CPU? I ask because I had one! Pretty sure Intel didn't make a 40mhz.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Dell Inspiron 15 3000

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

No idea what the brand of computer it was, but it was beige and had Windows NT on it, complete with one of those legendary loud mechanical keyboards and ... the big beige ViewSonic CRT with the 3 birbs logo. It was a computer for work that my pops got some years after the Apartheid ended and there were also loads of 90s PC gaming goodness - SimCity 2000, Transport Tycoon Deluxe, Duke Nukem 3D, Blood, XCom Enemy Unknown and Apoccalypse, Jagged Alliance 2, etc. No internet or graphics to speak of, so no way in hell this computer was going to run Half-Life 1, Unreal Tournament or even Quake.

Oh and good old MS Paint.

Though at times I did get to go to my pops' workplace and experience the Internet and all these Flash games.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Are we talking first computer in your household, or first computer you ever bought yourself?

Our first family PC was a hand me down from my uncle that we got when I was 12 or 13. 486DX2 66MHz processor, a couple MBs of RAM, 700-ish megabyte hard drive, Windows 3.1 and DOS. AOL install disks didn't work on it because they needed at least Windows 95, and I was still clueless on how to set up a modem connection in 3.1. So it was entirely for games installed via disc only. We ended up getting a Windows 98 machine a year or two down the line.

First PC I bought for myself was a custom built machine from a computer shop that has long since gone out of business. I think I paid around $200 for it, so it was a fairly basic PC for 2004. Athlon 1.5 GHz CPU (with a loud as fuck cooler fan), 512 MB RAM, a video card that I forgot the make and model of, Windows XP. Lasted me about 3 years until I built one myself.

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