Ringing the devil's doorbell
this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2024
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Any 1-word slang?
I've heard "jilling" used. I like it because it mirrors the term "jacking."
In matching pairs there is "shlick" also, which mirrors "fap" as a similarly onomatopoetic term.
I feel like "shucking the oyster" could be shortened to "shucking" and have a similar thing to schlick
Why? Is your other hand occupied?
That made no sense.
That is one very imaginative list.
Polishing Lord Vader's helmet
Tinkering with the R2 unit
Grooming the wookie
Too male geek. Yes, female SF-movie-franchise fans exist but are much rarer than your common male SF-movie-franchise fan.