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Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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Author Tina Caputo…hell, the entire staff of McSweeney's owe me what I spent on dry cleaning and sofa cushion replacement from pissing my pants laughing!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Any 1-word slang?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've heard "jilling" used. I like it because it mirrors the term "jacking."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

In matching pairs there is "shlick" also, which mirrors "fap" as a similarly onomatopoetic term.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I feel like "shucking the oyster" could be shortened to "shucking" and have a similar thing to schlick

[–] [email protected] -2 points 10 months ago

Why? Is your other hand occupied?

That made no sense.