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Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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Author Tina Caputo…hell, the entire staff of McSweeney's owe me what I spent on dry cleaning and sofa cushion replacement from pissing my pants laughing!

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[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago

Why? Is your other hand occupied?

That made no sense.