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Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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Author Tina Caputo…hell, the entire staff of McSweeney's owe me what I spent on dry cleaning and sofa cushion replacement from pissing my pants laughing!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I feel like "shucking the oyster" could be shortened to "shucking" and have a similar thing to schlick

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