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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hello Potion Seller. I'm going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Thanks now I have to go watch that video again lol

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And people want to fuck both

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People want to fuck anything that moves

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

And vending machines. I mean objects that don't move

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bigger eyes = feminine

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and long eyelashes = feminine

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Goddamnit, that explains everything.

My whole life I've been told "your eyelashes are too long and pretty for a man". They were just trying to be helpful.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Same. I had other women exclaim how jealous they were over my long eyelashes and how they were "going to waste"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

The female wolf doesn't have huge boobies, or a bow, or anything pink on it. How am I supposed to tell the difference between these two?!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just have one of them with a long schlong. Doesn't matter which one.

[–] pancakes 7 points 1 year ago

Why not both?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Better than making them blue/pink