Wife repeated a line from the Butthole Surfer's song Pepper when she reads the news :D

You need to double tap that royalty

"Forget everything you know about slipcovers!"

Hyperion suggests that you do not think about the fact that this is only a digital reconstruction of your original body, which died the first time you respawned. Do NOT think about this!

Oh no, a leopard ate my face!

FFLAGK BIDEN

wat

There are still Kmarts??

How about a meeting an hour after our daily standup and it's the CTO and CIO saying "ok is everyone on the call?"

I was telling myself "oh crap, the company is gonna shut down"

5 minutes later "So as of this very moment, everyone stop working. The company is officially closed as of this meeting."

We were a start up essentially. Made it almost 9 years with ups and downs. This all happened at the end of July. At least got 3 month severance and insurance covered. I do start a new job Tuesday.

I love Mole, Shield and Road

I believe it is cumulative.

50k first day

PLUS 100k next day (running total 150k)

PLUS 200k next day (running total 350k)

I, too, would like to use condoms with this guy's wife

You had ONE job, Jared!