this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn now i want to use condoms with my wife

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I, too, would like to use condoms with this guy's wife

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Get in line, pal.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This is what I'm gonna pull out next time my girlfriend asks me to whip her.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man, that might impress her so much that she might sleep with me!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If it doesn't, remind yourself that duel-wielding is always impressive.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Used to come in those little plastic bubbles you'd get from those coin dispensers. I always wanted the mini handcuffs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

With that sound whoooopssshh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Imagine using your light up sneakers to spot where the condom is and then using your heelies to wheel over to the bathroom because he didn’t use the condom in the end.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I need one! Let's hope he can hold that erection while laughing.

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