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[–] [email protected] 96 points 8 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It is false information with the aim of smearing Swedish sports and Sweden.

Is it? I was thinking they were so cool

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

The fact the Swedes were targeted for this makes me think they are so much cooler than they already are

[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Sheesh don't be a vibe killer bruh

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

And of course there's a russian name under such bullshit. This is how they fabricate stories of legal animal and children brothels, and alike.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Casual sex has always implied the existence of competitive sex. Glad to see we're finally getting there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Good old fashion drug enhanced sports

[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Also the rest of the world... 😅

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We don't have drug commercials in the major part of the rest of the world.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I wasn't talking about the commercials lol

E: What, y'all think erectile dysfunction is exclusively a North American problem?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

Not only that, but every train in Sweden goes somewhere called the slutstation.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

ITT: POV: Someone posted meme with No one:

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Finally something reddit is good for: the competitive circle jerk

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Do they have a losers bracket? Cause then I might have a shot.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Double elim

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The important thing is not to win, but to take part.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Does anyone know the rules or scoring criteria? Like is there extra for anal, rimming, multiple orgasm etc?

Not a joke comment, genuinely curios.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente 5 points 8 months ago

I think we're going to need a couple of different disciplines. Highest average pleasure would seem like an obvious one, but I would also like to see one related to conception efficiency.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I imagine the judging criteria would be based on positions and athleticism and aesthetics and all partners are mutually pleasured and reach climax.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

I misinterpreted this for a moment as sex and not sexual intercourse and was very confused

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I imagine it will be more like couples' skating than a 1 v 1 competition.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think i've read a hentai manga with this exact plot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Will they drug test?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

if only it was finland so we could have competitive ranked gay sex

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Last one to bleed wins

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

This is already a thing at Burning Man

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I'd be gold-ranked but my partner is always losing it for us.

Sex elo hell is real!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

The Olympic Fuckathalon is going to be my favorite sport

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

It's only natural, since everyone seems to be upset about the difficulty in casual and hobby circles

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Finally! A spectator sport that isn't boring as hell.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Finally! A sport I'm confident I could be pro at.

[–] southsamurai 8 points 8 months ago

Are they having a solo category?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Oh god, the second CPR.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

But is the competition in speed or endurance?