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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] [email protected] 220 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Yeah it's like all her ugliness moved to the inside

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But they are both bat shit crazy, so looks mean nothing at this point of de-evolution.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Have you heard of the crazy hot graph?

[–] wheeldawg 28 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Crazy right wing is never hot tho. Boner killer for sure.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Ah the Vicky Mendez parallel

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I just feel bad for madonna, that's a mental health issue and just sad stuff all around.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

I would say the same for both.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

speak for youself and the current pictures you are using I would say is about the most flattering of the one and unflattering of the other.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

true I did select the best current Roseanne picture I could find, but as for the Madonna picture, that is the best current photo that exists of her, simply what she looks like now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

her instagram is pretty recent stuff and you can see the similarity to the photo you used but more flattering I think. https://www.instagram.com/madonna/

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Whoa her self-curated photos are much more flattering than the candid shots the media keeps capturing 🤔

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

yes. thus my flattering vs unflattering comment. its a best of this person vs worst of this person. paparazzi are known for getting the most unflatering thing they can get. here is an unflattering of rosanne https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.9sycqP26-qlbyK5E4UMPyQHaE_%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=080cdf0e155de1bfe8e4ac255684a560d210d80d146ed58a7c76900237c9b690&ipo=images

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

She's essentially a professional model, of course posed studio shots look better than whatever random shit a paparazzi snaps.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But it's Instagram. Everyone's more flattering there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

yes. thus my flattering vs unflattering comment. its a best of this person vs worst of this person. paparazzi are known for getting the most unflatering thing they can get. here is an unflattering of rosanne https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.9sycqP26-qlbyK5E4UMPyQHaE_%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=080cdf0e155de1bfe8e4ac255684a560d210d80d146ed58a7c76900237c9b690&ipo=images

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Madonna looks like a giant cockroach wearing Madonna like a suit.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can I have... some sugar... water?

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[–] Iliveonsaturdays 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

It's 2023/2024 and Steve Buscemi is now more attractive than Mickey Rourke

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

for fun I wanted to upload comparison photos of Mickey Rourke and Steve, but Steve Buscemi photos not needed; we all know what he looks like.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I've never heard a good explanation of wtf happened to Mickey Rourke.

There's no gray area. It's like he woke up one day and had become a troll.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Mostly due to the boxing. Had several facial injuries, had to have reconstructive surgery on his nose and cheekbone which didn’t work, and had to teturn to surgery several times.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

He says it was due to boxing injuries, but that sounds like a lie he made up for his horribly excessive plastic surgery. Mike Tyson got hit a thousand times harder than Rourke ever did, and he doesn't look like a blowup doll. Neither do any other famous professional boxers. Plastic surgery to repair damage doesn't include jumbo XXX sized lip injections.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wow he used to look a lot like Bruce Willis

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Always has been.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Everything everywhere all at once" is the title of a movie, not something you should tell your plastic surgeon.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imgur does not load on VPN connections

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

okay I think I fixed it up there.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Madonna spent years as a sex symbol, which absolutely takes time, effort and very consenious eating. Not to mention makeup, hair and fashion. What I see in her pic is a streamlined and simple to maintain look. She already has the money and nothing left to prove so... YOLO?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Then why destroy her face with terrible plastic surgery

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

consenious

Consensual?

Conscious?

Conscientious?

Contentious?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Thats not relaxing on beauty. That's trying harder than ever and using plastic surgery / botox.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, I'm not googling that.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Good on her for taking better care of herself. It is not easy, especially when you started from the left picture.

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