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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It botheres me that it's -59% and not -69%.

It's not because 69 is all that funny, but because it's not very funny. It was a low effort joke that Elon dragged into the toilet and pissed all over, so it belongs in there with the rest of them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I also thought they had the opportunity to draw two black lines in an X over the dead twitter logo bird.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I am so fucking tired of Elon Musk this Elon Musk that. Did you see what Elon Musk did the other day with the x y z thing??

Gods, I wish there was an IRL filter/blocklist to filter out everything Elon Musk.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I love it, because it's becoming the de facto example of how you don't need to a good businessman or a smart person or any other excuse people bring up to justify billionaires. I don't need to spend time explaining how billionaires are not doing some magic to make billions, I can just point at Musk and say he is missing all the qualities the billionaires are supposed to have. In the end Musk is just a sadder real life version of this guy. Except there wouldn't be any police for him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What I think is nuts is how many people see all this and still don't get it. For example, my neighbor is a conservative voter and he still LOVES Elon. He sees Elon as intelligent, industrious, and successful simply because he has lots of money. He doesn't care that Elon has repeatedly shown that he basically just won the millionaire's lottery and used his familial apartheid riches to make more money but way more than your average millionaire might, more than anything because of luck. Nope. He deserves it, somehow, despite being a huge do-nothing douchebag.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

this guy

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah Im not a fanboy, I just don't fucking care.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was able to filter posts about him and the truck using the Sync app, this has snuck through because there's no keywords in the title. I might add Tesla to the list actually.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

In the same position. I've managed to reduce my Elon exposure significantly with keyword filtering but these types of memes still get through :(

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Remember, Twitter was a useful tool for political dissent. It was deliberately killed going into one of the biggest years in history for democratic elections globally.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a tin foil hat theory but I'm pretty convinced he deliberately ruined it and did the whole "subtle admission" by literally naming it X, as in "no" or "closed."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Smart no, but he's absolutely a troll lol

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Anyone able to clue me in to who the dude on the far right in the blue is supposed to be?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

The heels aren't nearly high enough

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah yup, makes sense, thanks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ron DeSantis and his white boots

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m worried about who the Goblin represents

Given there’s a certain minority group people don’t like right now

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I think that's supposed to be an internet "troll". I would imagine based on what's being criticized in this image, the creator probably isn't part of the group that would use the goblin reference you're referring to

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

[insert obvious skibidi joke here]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the most Ben Garrison non-Ben Garrison cartoon I've ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not that labeled, it's not Conservative, and it doesn't have Trump being sexy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Most Ben Garrison non-Ben Garrison cartoon"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

who still use twitter ._.

is hate site

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Agreed! There's definitely better places for discourse on the Internet--especially nowadays

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In case you're learning English, the better way to write that is:

Who still uses Twitter . _.

It's a hate site.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I created an account just to lurk since you can no longer read the site without logging in. I check the trending stuff and it's usually right wing raging about things or sports. That's about it.

[–] scottyjoe9 17 points 1 year ago

Do yourself a favour, delete your account and never look back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just replace the "twitter .com" with "nitter .net" on any link, and you can see stuff without logging in, which is what I use.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget narcissists who just can not let go of their quasi-fame

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I mean, Elon is there already. Do you need him twice?

/s

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That flush lever should be labeled ‘2024 Elections’

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the 2024 election going to change? It's very unlikely that we'll get any better than Biden.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol. Better than Biden? My friend, we will be lucky AF if we could maintain status quo. The choice we have is Biden (along with all his flaws. By no means he/ his admin is perfect) or full blown fascism.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Then how is the election "flushing" anything?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Jiggle the Handle

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Great now we have a Ben Garrison on the left. Be better.