She's definitely going to harvest his organs
this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2023
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Ah, probably wasn't using most of them anyways.
They probably aren't worth much to much cholesterol
Still delicious though
I can’t believe it’s not butter!
No, just harvest his green card.
A friend of mine has a dog named Princess. Princess happens to be a 60-pound male pitbull.
Alternative names: Tiny, Snoop, Diesel, Thor, Tank, Smalls.
about to correct her as she's giggling
Anon saved from himself by being so slow
That was a close one. He almost mansplained animals.
Just make sure you don’t fall asleep at her place!
(or you might wake up with a headache in the trenches near Avdiivka, wearing a Russian uniform)
the trenches near Avdiivka, wearing a Russian uniform
Wow, the supply situation for Russia has really improved then
Stalingrad, 1942: one out of two gets a rifle
Bahmut, 2022: one out of two gets a stick
Uose stick to hit drone out of sky, comrade!
Every other soldier gets a uniform. When that soldier dies, the naked ones can take their uniforms from the corpse.
Not again!
Atleast it's not Tamriel this time
And feeling a wee bit lighter
What's with the play button in the middle?
In case you like videos better
It's a screen cap from tiktok.
It made me feel like I had a floaty in my eye I couldn't get rid of.
I'm not seeing any play button?
Oh shit I must be blind
Is this a screencap of a tiktok of a greentext?