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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Oh bother, I'm stuck in this hole in this big tree and i cant get out!"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Wh-what are you doing, step-bother?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Also her. It's just not the softest as there can only be one

[–] N0body 24 points 1 year ago

Things must be really bad in China for Xi to get this desperate.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Winnie the Poohnani.

[–] FreshLight 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The real meme is the spelling mistakes you’ve read along the way.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Hmmm. That's one big Bear ass.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I thought they were chicken nuggets

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The softest pants in the world from outside.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Winnie be thicc

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Posts


TWILEYTM STAN ACCOUNT, @TeannaaLW

I made the softest pant in the world.

[Two images are shown. The first is a close up of a person wearing tan fluffy pants, the camera angled to show the waist. The second is a front view from further away of the same pants.]

I appreciate you., @DeeLaSheeArt

I thought Winnie the Pooh had a onlyfans