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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] YodaDaCoda 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Eyes/brain more sensitive to brightness than colour. Black+white border is bright, is updated in the brain quickly, dim image of Patrick is updated more slowly. Discrepancy causes percieved movement.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I noticed my center screen on my dash does this when driving at night. Very perturbing when i notice it in my peripheral vision moving out of sync with the rest of the dash and moving more than everything else.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No eyes good, brain bad

[–] MonkCanatella 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it mentions how in the title?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

For the people that may not know what to look for or can't see the illusion, Slowly tilting your phone (or monitor I guess) makes it look like Patrick is slightly bobbing back and forth in the void. Should be obvious what it is supposed to be I guess.

Actually, shaking fast also works just found out. Somehow the image of Patrick lags behind the movement of the border when the brain processes what it's looking at.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

"Aw man, that was my last quarter"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, that's cool, the QR code around him began expanding and taking over my entire field of vision. The only thing I can see now besides this black and white void is Patrick on the mechanical seahorse... stationary... beckoning to me to give him another quarter... I must go now.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Shaking my monitor instead

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I shook my phone, but he didn't move. I feel like a fool

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Disable vsync

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Twist it gently left and right or towards you and away from you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What am I supposed to see here?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This is Patrick

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

After a few seconds it looks like Patrick is moving independently from the background border. Basically he just turns his head towards you and opens his mouth like he's screaming. A jpeg obviously doesn't make any sound, lol, but it's drawn in such a way that we all know what must be done

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Don't see anything