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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I live in a small town, this basically happens whenever I go to a social event.

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[–] sharkfucker420 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm currently in that room

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] sharkfucker420 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's called an aquarium, and this is the last time I'm going to ask you to leave this facility.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (7 children)

My first wife is suddenly alive and meets my second wife. Awkward.

What might be worse is if someone was there that you didn't know that you had sex with. Like some random person who raped you while you were unconscious after a party in college, or your uncle from your childhood.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oof, that's true!
That didn't even cross my mind! πŸ˜…

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Bunch of dogs and a few cats appear ...... all animals that humped your leg or massaged your thigh.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

Me and the wife will probably see if there's something on TV.

[–] remus989 44 points 1 year ago

Ok so it's a normal night with my wife then?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Everyone else is someone I had sex with in my life. But it doesn't specify that it is everyone I have had sex with in my life.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I want you to be my lawyer.

You just turned this from an awkward experience into a fun occasion.

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[–] Reverendender 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

β€œHey.” β€œHey.” β€œHow are things with you?” β€œPretty good. You?” β€œGood, thanks.”

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Such a lonely room.

I would turn it into a computer room.. :)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Empty Chairs at Empty Tables

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have some alone time with my wife.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Same it happens to me every night

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

I was actually in this scenario just last night. We watched TV.

...the only person I've had sex with is my wife.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

rape survivors are going to have a hard time...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

If it is the rapist that is asked the question and they have a lot of victims they could gang up on them.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I sob uncontrollably in an empty room.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, one of them has been dead for 5 years so I'd probably freak the fuck out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Try 15. There would be some dudes and a pile of bones in the midle. lol

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, it’s an empty room. So, nothing happens, just like my life. Maybe if there was a way to kill myself, that would happen I guess…

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[–] Aurenkin 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A crow could understand the number of people in that room

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How high can crows count again?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I wasn't able to find a definitive answer, but after skimming Wikipedia I think a reasonable range would be at least 3 but probably less than 17.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_intelligence

Anecdotal evidence from the 1960s has suggested that crows can count up to 3. It has been shown that parrots can count up to 17.

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[–] Sethayy 18 points 1 year ago

Thank god, I miss my wife rn

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So it's not everyone you've had sex with, it's just that everyone there is part of the group? I choose to believe it's only the ones I'm still friends with.

We all have a nice catch up and then head home?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The door handle rattles but doesn't open.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ooh yay, most of us LOVE escape rooms

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ooh, those two do not get along. It will be awkward.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depending on who it is, I either ask them how they've been, apologize for who I was back then, or turn 360Β° and moonwalk out of there

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I would sit in an empty room.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

My wife realizes I'm no stud

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd genuinely like to catch up with them. See how their life turned out, what they've done, and who they're with. Even a few I'd like to apologize to.

I'd order some pizza and booze. We'd have a party.

I'd also take a count, there are people I've unfortunately forgotten about. It will be good to remember them again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

maybe get a D&D game going

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

We all have sex again 🀷? Would be the logical thing IMO.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That's too much crazy in one room.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably bone. Most of the people I've had sex with, sex has been the only thing we've had in common. If it's everyone I've had sex with, it's going to be a little crowded, but I'd imagine we could all have quite a bit of fun.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Going for the orgy, bold move but could be epic if it pays off.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That's not going to be a very full room

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a date night for me and my wife :)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My husband finally meets my boyfriend

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