this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

My first time I didn’t think anything was happening until…

My friends much older sister started talking to us and I couldn’t stop laughing, so I bit into a cheeseburger thinking that it would hide my laughing.

Looking back, she just saw some kid holding a cheeseburger up to his mouth and giggling nonstop.

She was like 15-20 years older, so she was more an adult than an older sister.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Out of the loop. WTF is giggle bush?

[–] pickman_model 9 points 1 year ago

Another name for Marijuana.

[–] can 12 points 1 year ago
[–] burntbutterbiscuits 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Afraid to look up what bionicpe lore is

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure that's in reference to a Lego toy line, "bionicle."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's SFW. But it's a deep rabbit hole...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

deep rabbit hole

that, otoh, is not SFW

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What doing, Judy Hopps?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Bionicle lore is how many Hawaiian sounding made up names can we come up with? We’re gonna be pumping out these toy models. When kids got the set, we’re rebooting and making new villains and heroes for a new generation! And let’s just keep repeating this process for several years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Bionicle are these cool Lego sets:

The lore is about magical masks or something. I never really got into the lore but you could make cool monstrosities with the pieces.