[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

Alternatively you get the funky song that decides to have some weird change up for the last 10-20 seconds which you suffer through on every repeat.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

Other fantasy doesn’t always do that, treating each more as its own race. I’ve seen male succubi and female incubi. It’s kinda hilarious.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

I spent way too long thinking this was a shitpost ablut fucking up a tie knot.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago

I was called by my own phone number once. Nothing suspicious there.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

I’ve been asked for tips when having carryout. And also getting a scoop of ice cream. Tipping is a relic of racist practices when southern people didn’t want to pay emancipated black workers a wage. It only still exists because restaurant owners lobby congress to keep it a thing. Stop bribing congress and pay your employees you fucks.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

The correct term is “checkmate trap” the opponent knew that you would have no choice but to take the en passant, otherwise you would have “no balls”. Referees would require you to drop your pants afterwards and check for anal bead vibrators.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago

The people who would deny genders would totally deny all the crazy extra dimensions.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

Ha! You fool! Time for these hacker skills

Computer, rotate image 90 degrees!

[-] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago

I am so happy to be bamboozled by you.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My Dad got frustrated with docs as people saw that as an invitation to edit the document, or cut and paste stuff he would write. So he switched to using PDF whenever other people got involved.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

Make sure to find a good concrete block to put your review on afterwards

[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I’ll be honest and say straight up that I don’t like mushrooms. But if you can dice them up into a stew or something so that I don’t notice that’s fine. But I can’t help but fixate on them whenever I see them on food, even if the taste isn’t that strong. Same with onion rings. Onion rings were ruined when I noticed they weren’t just some weird French fry my parents bought.

Granted I’m reasonable about food and don’t ask for special orders. So I won’t through a fit about stuff. But there no need to force someone to change if you don’t think they are willing. Doubly so if they have autism.

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