The Arsenal

I want whatever series of permutations causes Newcastle to languish in the Europa League the most.

Wow PSG, finally ffs!

Lmaooo was about to praise this ref too but WOW that’s a shocking decision. Cry more, Newcastle

Fuck Newcastle

PSG have declined sharply

Jockstrap Gvardiol is pretty overrated and not even comparable to our boy Wilo.

Mbappe been invisible twice now against Newcastle, no wonder he doesn't want to leave the bum french league

oh my days

How are these paramount+ commentators able to talk with their tongues so far up Newcastle's ass?

PSG went too young is a risk of gathering youth 11 as Chelsea would probe

I'm glad the rest of the world is finally getting a taste of Eddie Howeitat's football terrorism.

Newcastle thought they could rob the goat arteta and get away with it

Malen makes me feel like a proud uncle too

PSG when facing Ligue 1 farmers: I am GOD

PSG when facing an actual PL team who press on the highest level: I am DOG

how is Danilo a CB for PSG still

Spurs facing an angry City. I will be there

City fans are so quiet you can hear all the players talking like it’s a fuckin covid match

Which is the match to watch?

Think a pen would be undeserved.....but hahaha Newcastle

oh my word jules is going absolutely insane in commentary of this psg game, this shit is hilarious 😭😭😭😭😭

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Never a pen, but I guess PSG's payment cleared before Newcastle's lol

That is literally not hand ball the fuck lol

CL calls everything a handball, PL is already too strict with it and CL takes it even further

i'll admit this is my first time watching Celtic this season and they are playing well against Lazio tonight

im impressed

I hope Newcastle drop into Europa League

I hope Porto wins just to see Barcelona fans meltdown

Fuck Newcastle. May they never win a game again

man, scottish teams never do SHIT in the champions league

Milan-BVB and oily clubs are my two watches this afternoon. Love seeing Musah play, wish we could’ve convinced him to come back here. Pretty versatile, homegrown, international experience etc….

Hope Newcastle get slaughtered

Haha fuck Guimaraes!

Big save by Kobel, Giroud on the other hand 😭

any el tri fans watching feyenoord for santi? hope he has a good game unfortunate that they’re down 1-0

Isak u beauty.

Man what a scrappy group of hardworking players from the north east. True British grit, a team built the right way

Donnaruma has to be by far the most overrated GK. Didn’t rate him that high in Italy. Got hype from the Euro Final. Didn’t even rate him after his move. He’s been below average. For me.

Wasn't there a point we almost got Livramento?

Almiron is a running machine WTF

Is donnarumma genuinely one of the best keepers? Every time I watch him, he shits the bed

One thing I hate more than Newcastle is PSG

Did the ball slip out of Donnaruma's hands? That's stupid.

Mbappe in Europa would be jokes

PSG suck

Fuck me Donnaruma is shite

Funny how they get booked at the 21st minute in the UCL. Seems like they are not payed by oil money there. Fuck Newcastle

I’d be the happiest person on Earth if Porto win

PSG had 9 big chances created tonight lmao.

Eddie Howe is such a fraud, peak Tony Pulis when he doesn't have the referee giving them space to foul opposition off the pitch.