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Hilarious that everyone is trying to make this into a sexist thing. The pharmacy tech bit is about fantasizing about someone to the point that you create in unrealistic image of them. The reason someone is disappointed about them being a pharmacy tech is because they aren't a necromancer or a witch or some other gothic thing. It's like oh, I thought you were gonna bring me back to your castle so we can drink blood from goblets and pray to the old gods, but we're actually just gonna watch TV?
Jesus christ, nuance is so fucking dead.
Uhh... yeah. That's more or less my expectation. I know big mommy goth gf needs her Netflix. We'll drink blood when the moon is right.
It's like, yeah, wtf is wrong with Invader Zim?
"What's wrong with him?! He's an evil alien bent on conquering Earth!"
"Oh shut up, Dib."
I don't mean to kink shame, but I'm gonna anyway. Gross :-p
It's just milk with red food coloring.
Yeah, that's not the kind of blood that's tied to the moon...
I mean I instantly pictured Abby from NCIS. She's into the black strappy clothing and big boots and she has a degree in chemistry and works a 9 to 5 in a lab. She's into the band HIM, owns a black lacey parasol and drives a green Honda Civic she's had since high school with a sticker of Obleena from AAH Real Monsters! on the back glass.
Anyone with just one Real Monster sticker isn't a true fan.
They were all great.
Mentioning a pharmacy tech is nuance? Jesus Christ.