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[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Uhh... yeah. That's more or less my expectation. I know big mommy goth gf needs her Netflix. We'll drink blood when the moon is right.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's like, yeah, wtf is wrong with Invader Zim?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

"What's wrong with him?! He's an evil alien bent on conquering Earth!"

"Oh shut up, Dib."

[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We'll drink blood when the moon is right.

I don't mean to kink shame, but I'm gonna anyway. Gross :-p

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's just milk with red food coloring.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Yeah, that's not the kind of blood that's tied to the moon...