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Bad news unfortunately, Iβve been too busy banging rocks together to know what docker is πΏ :(
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
I've come to find Lemmy is the land of the trans-programmer-communist and I'm here for it lol
cis-bisexual-programmer-communist here, we demand recognition
I'm just a cis tech savvy communist, but I like the cut of your all's jib.
Y'all might even get me off of Windows!
You'll be running Arch (btw) before you know it!
I once tried to install Manjaro and I have never managed to break something quite so badly as that Linux install. I have no idea what happened.
I'm more of a cis-gay-socialist, but I'm friends with a number of trans-programmer-communists!
Pretty sure docking is gay sex slang for putting penises in penises.
I verified it. It is an actual thing and it is actually called docking.
I'll be right back, gonna bleach my eyes real quick.
I knew. I just said it in a silly way so poor victims like yourself would get tricked into checking π
Awesome example of dickrolling.
Never gonna dick you up, Never gonna cock you down
Never gonna run around and insert you
π
That sounds painful.
Iβve just checked with my lawyer and there is no way you can get a penis to fit inside another penis, the size variance simply isnβt great enough between different penises
It's more of a sort of foreskin interlocking thing, really.
Don't ask me why you would do that, I have absolutely no idea π€·
Btw, maybe don't go to your lawyer for medical questions? Your dermatologist totally bungled that parking ticket dismissal hearing for you, after all..
Iβll have to check a diagram but that sounds a lot more doable. Looks like the yanks will be left on the sidelines for this one tho - famously low foreskin ownership rates over there.
I recently heard of a straight docking story. Strap not trans. Yes I immediately befriended both people. So no itβs not necessarily gay, but it almost always is