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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Good news, everyone! You can self-host the Rickroll via a docker container!

https://github.com/modem7/docker-rickroll

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bad news unfortunately, I’ve been too busy banging rocks together to know what docker is 🗿 :(

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

I've come to find Lemmy is the land of the trans-programmer-communist and I'm here for it lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

cis-bisexual-programmer-communist here, we demand recognition

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I'm just a cis tech savvy communist, but I like the cut of your all's jib.

Y'all might even get me off of Windows!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You'll be running Arch (btw) before you know it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I once tried to install Manjaro and I have never managed to break something quite so badly as that Linux install. I have no idea what happened.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I'm more of a cis-gay-socialist, but I'm friends with a number of trans-programmer-communists!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pretty sure docking is gay sex slang for putting penises in penises.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I verified it. It is an actual thing and it is actually called docking.

I'll be right back, gonna bleach my eyes real quick.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I knew. I just said it in a silly way so poor victims like yourself would get tricked into checking 😛

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Awesome example of dickrolling.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Never gonna dick you up, Never gonna cock you down

Never gonna run around and insert you

😁

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That sounds painful.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ve just checked with my lawyer and there is no way you can get a penis to fit inside another penis, the size variance simply isn’t great enough between different penises

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's more of a sort of foreskin interlocking thing, really.

Don't ask me why you would do that, I have absolutely no idea 🤷

Btw, maybe don't go to your lawyer for medical questions? Your dermatologist totally bungled that parking ticket dismissal hearing for you, after all..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I’ll have to check a diagram but that sounds a lot more doable. Looks like the yanks will be left on the sidelines for this one tho - famously low foreskin ownership rates over there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I recently heard of a straight docking story. Strap not trans. Yes I immediately befriended both people. So no it’s not necessarily gay, but it almost always is

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

docker exec -it rickroll sh -c “echo ‘But…Why…?’”