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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages

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[-] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago

The line between problem and solution for C should be 30 miles long.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago

...with 19 bugs 9 of which are exploitable.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

And one bug that one person found once but is not reproducible

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

So the developers claim, but the users still encounter it, and the bug report stays open for 22 years ... possibly more.

[-] mindbleach 2 points 4 months ago

Why must you hurt me this way.

[-] lurch 8 points 4 months ago

It lacks a lot of malloc() 🤣

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

and not enough frees

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