this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2024
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Now that's a dad joke
You know it's a good dad joke when you're literally fucking angry at the punch line.
You knew it was fake/going to be a joke when anon got a girlfriend so easily.
I don’t get it. Can you explain?
It's a kids' joke. "Seven eight nine" sounds like "seven ate nine".
Seven eight nine
Anon would be the best father