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>Volcano erupts in Indonesia
>Locals don't notice because they have shit weather radar
>747 flies through the dust cloud
>All 4 engines get filled with volcanic ash and burn out
>"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress."
>Spend 12 minutes gliding, dropping 23,500 feet in the process
>The pilots are preparing to be the first 747 ever to attempt a water landing
>Finally one of the engines restarts
>But ILS is offline
>Windscreen is completely opaque due to ash, no way to clean it
>Manage to land running entirely on instruments
>Fatalities: 0
>Injuries: 0
Survivors: 263

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Islandmountainglacier. Got it. Why didn't they say that in the first place?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

On an island full of mountain glaciers, it does make you wonder how they came up with that name.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The others have names like "rock flake", "old hag", "cloak", "broad shoulders", "Erik's "glacier" and "baldric's bump" from what I can quickly find. It seems they gave up with the Islandmountainglacier.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Good thing they're pretty isolated over there then

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Baldric's got a bump that looks just like a turnip

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

The rest of them have names like "NoNotThatIslandMountainGlacierTheOtherOne"