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[–] [email protected] 66 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Wokeness is why she's not in a bikini or hot. Look at this. ♕

End WOKENESS

/s

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If chess came out today, some mod author would give her huge badonkers

[–] TopRamenBinLaden 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Some mod authors have most definitely already done that. Only 250$ USD for a hand carved set on Etsy.

[–] thecrotch 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes I see a nude depiction and wonder to myself if it's artsy or pornographic. In this case she's fingering herself, so that answers that question

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What's Botticelli's Venus doing with her hair?

[–] thecrotch 3 points 9 months ago

Probably not much, her hand is on her thigh. Though I guess it's possible that a goddess has articulated hair. If you zoom in on this chess piece her finger is clearly extended and going between her legs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think the hand is covering the critical parts, not playing. Then again looking at the face, she seem to be enjoying it quite a bit

[–] thecrotch 2 points 9 months ago

What's the vaginal equivalent of "if you shake it more than twice you're playing with it"?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I could see myself owning this if I had the money

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I was about to make a point but I'm scared what results will come up in google

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

At least she's spiky... Spicy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And now I want to 3D print myself a couple sets of pieces - One that is Woman in Bikini's in Pin-up poster poses, and the other in Hot AF Beach boys and the like in poses accenting there form.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Bet you it already exists. Either it's been made and sold physically, or someone else has an STL you can use.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Amateurs. unzips