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[–] [email protected] 235 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Science actually figured this one out. Beavers raised in captivity when exposed to a speaker playing river noises will cover it up with as much stuff as possible to hide the noise. So it's the noise they have an issue with

[–] [email protected] 107 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Then why not live away from the river or maybe in a lake?

[–] [email protected] 141 points 9 months ago (2 children)

They require ponds to live safely. They build dams which create ponds. Then they build little mound houses out of sticks and mud in the middle of the pond. The house only has underwater entrances. They can cut trees down and float them into the pond, where it is safer to eat. They're mostly aquatic mammals.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Suddenly the angry beavers makes more sense

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

So its not just the sound, got it

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago

It's the sound that triggers an instinctual response.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Correlation, not necessarily causation.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I did, they said "SQUEEEEE! Brrbuh... Voovie voovie mip!" Which is offensive, my mother was a saint!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Some religions had sacred prostitutes, thus I'd say it's debatable.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago

They have been known to live in lakes, and when they do they dig dens under the shoreline.

The reason they don't like the sound of running water is the same reason we don't like to hear the sound of unexplained running water in our homes, it's a sign of a leak. The only difference is for them it's instinctual, and for us we understand the consequences of a leak in our home.

[–] ricecake 36 points 9 months ago

Well, they do live in a lake, they just have to build it.

I believe the way they build their burrows doesn't work well without the flooding part.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

That's just quitter talk.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

"Hey Bob, I see you hired a plumber, what's going on?"

"I heard the sound of a leak in our bathroom wall. Hired a plumber to find it and fix it."

"You're such a dumbass, Bob."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

More like: I heard dripping water in this movie I was watching, so I hired a plumber

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

It's weird how people whose entire life has been lived with imax can't fathom the millions of years the earth evolved without tiktok.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

While working as engineers, beavers still can't afford to live in the city considering the high cost for housing.

[–] kwomp 44 points 9 months ago (2 children)

There is a norwegian study that found that isolated beaver babies start piling up sticks and stuff at some point but do not build dams. They concluded (the scientists) that piling up stuff is genetic and building dams is cultural (has to be learned). I have no link but the study was made in Bø

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Dude... What did SpongeBob do to Sandy to get the whole rodent mafia involved like that???

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

That's so cute. And hilarious - nothing in that house is safe from The Pile.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad 5 points 9 months ago

I was worried that it would be sad but now my heart is overfull with cuteness and i want a rescue beaver

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Oh wow. Could we domesticate beavers and train them to clean up our houses??? 🤣 Obviously they'd need to be bred to be trained to only clean up certain items.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Baby animal studies focused on play are always so cool. Like bees appearantly will play with objects that have nothing to do with their survival.

We do the same thing I think. Kids will pile up or mess about with any stuff you give them whether they have a cultural understanding of it's use or not.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

My favorite is animal documentaries, monkeys especially, just kid animals legitimately playing the same as human kids.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's like me when someone plays their music out-loud on the bus. They always seem to get angry when I start wrapping their phone up with newspaper.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Here I was hoping you threw it into a river shouting 'dam it' for extra pun-ishment.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Ok so what's the deal with people who rap or sing along with their headphones? I would never have the guts. What is going on with these people? How do they do it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

They lack awareness, consideration of others, or shame. Sometimes you even get the trifecta.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

The joy of singing is outweighing other concerns at those times.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

This is fascinating, but what's the evolutionary advantage of covering up the noise?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Covering the noise is covering the running water. Covering the running water creates a dam. Creating a dam creates a pond. Creating a pond provides them with a nice controlled environment in which to build a lodge with an underwater entrance for protection from predators.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's like no one ever watched The Angry Beavers

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I did but i was always high. Was it actually an educational program?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Running water means you can block it off to create a reservoir. Evolution isn't about what makes sense, it's about what works, logic be damned.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago