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I'll be damned if this river flows unopposed (files.catbox.moe)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

"Hey Bob, I see you hired a plumber, what's going on?"

"I heard the sound of a leak in our bathroom wall. Hired a plumber to find it and fix it."

"You're such a dumbass, Bob."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

More like: I heard dripping water in this movie I was watching, so I hired a plumber

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

It's weird how people whose entire life has been lived with imax can't fathom the millions of years the earth evolved without tiktok.