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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Let me just reach into thin air and pull out some gold bars so I can buy some of these stocks too, asshole

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Better figure out how to turn lead into gold, and quickly!. Alchemy revival, so haaawt this year!