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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

FUCK REDDIT! FUCK U/SPEZ! The Red-exit shall endure, VIVA LA LEMMY!!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Just because the coffee is free doesn't mean you have to drink the entire carafe

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yes it does. I'll get bullet-time superpowers eventually, just watch...

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That's the bugger

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You get nerve damage and seizures before a heart attack unless you have a pre-existing condition.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

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I remember that episode of Futurama

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Hypnotoad getting ready for work

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