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Does this idiot think you can't get STDs from oral?
He's going through mental gymnastics instead of just kissing those cute cross dressers. Of course he's deranged
You won't get HIV from receiving oral sex under normal circumstances. That might be a confusing factor. Don't know specifics of other diseases.
you can get oral chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, and hpv
so yeahhhh it’s basically everything
The most well known one is cold sores (herpes)
Had he said he's using a condom, but no mention of that. His dick will fall off and we'll all laugh. But he's not gay, bro.
I believe that they'd be the best blowjobs, what with the other parties knowing what a blowjob feels like. But I have no urge to find out.