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Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police say (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Back in the 90s, I was an exchange student in Australia, and there was a Pizza Hut where you could place an order for "1 stick of garlic bread" and they'd sell you weed.

I also recall a Wienerschnitzel near my mom's apartment in Sacramento, CA selling cocaine out the drive-thru window around the same time period.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Back in the 90s, I was in a very famous TV show.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Why is this being downvoted?

Don't act like you don't know...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Lol, Imagine that dude who was actually craving garlic bread: "Wtf is this shit, I ordered some crispy bread!"