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[–] [email protected] 161 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Learn to wrap your burritos you suckface food noob.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

100%. I've never had this happen to me. It's not even really that hard to get the hang of wrapping a burrito.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Wrapping no but it is hard to get the amount of innards right. I’m just too excited to eat all those good guts. But then I have a burrito bowl, oh well.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago
[–] misterfenskers 2 points 10 months ago

Microwave or pan fry the tortilla until soft and malleable.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

are you gatekeeping burritos 😳

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If it unwraps when you aren't holding it, is it really a burrito?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No. It's a failure that shames your entire bloodline.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You are very right my edible friend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I happen to be fat so...yes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

suckface food noob

That is a Shakespearian level insult.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] misterfenskers 2 points 10 months ago