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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I like my expensive steak well done.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let me say that your comment is on topic and a valuable addition to the conversation. I hope you get many upvotes.

Personally I think you should be banned from eating a good cut of meat ever again. The boiled leather of an old worn out shoe should be a feast for you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The good news is I would argue the most expensive cuts of beef pretty much cannot be "ruined". So eating them well done is probably ok. I'm talking about meats with insane amounts of marbling like Kobe beef.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I used to eat steak well done until I made it myself for the first time and massively misjudged the timings. Came out medium rare and it was amazing. Do it that way every time now.

But people acting like well done steak is a crime against nature is so bizarre.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget to smother it in ketchup

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And eat it out of a highchair

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

With ranch for dipping.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I hate that I have to upvote this...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not a problem. But it tastes very similar to a cheap steak well done.

Do you also drink single malt whisky with coke?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Personally, I do like cocaine with my Scotch, but I understand most people don't.