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how to passive aggressively flower (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by overlyanxious to c/curatedtumblr

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[–] surfcocktailsynth 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just get a funeral crown.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

At first I read that as "just get a funeral, clown", which would arguably leave out the passive part completely 😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

the question is: whose funeral?
because i'd argue that dying on them would certainly be a rather passive agressive 'fuck you'...

(bonus points if you hand them the funeral invite yourself, then fall dead on the spot)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

That's a great idea 😂

[–] can 6 points 2 years ago

Just throw them in a rose bush.