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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Could somebody explain this?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Plan B is a pill that you take after somebody cums in you to prevent a pregnancy. Since plan A is to use protection, plan B is used when, for some reason, you could not have used protection.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or your protection broke, it happens...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I got the impression he wants to try one.

[–] activ8r 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He does. Which raises.... Questions...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Some people just love popping pills

The more non-descript the better

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

somebody cums in you to prevent a pregnancy

Seems kinda counter-intuitive if you ask me..

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm aware. What I was joking about was the ambiguous wording that could be taken to mean that someone came in someone in order to prevent pregnancy. Potentially analogous to turning on a lamp to prevent light 😛

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I also had to do a double take after I wrote it, because it didn't make sense to me either 😆

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fight fire with fire, my man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Reminds me of this passage from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

The renewed shock had nearly made him spill his drink. He drained it quickly before anything serious happened to it. He then had another quick one to follow the first one down and check that it was all right.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Well, i don't want to get pregnant soo..

Gotta do what i gotta do

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is it just a brand name for the morning-after pill (i.e. emergency contraception)?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Americans and they're brand names in pharmaceuticals is strange to me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I think it is just called that, not sure if its a brand name.