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[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The pickle one is the one that gets commented on? Imagine a "beef" candle. ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Imagine deliberately making your room smell like onions

[โ€“] BigDanishGuy 6 points 10 months ago

As a former young person, living in a studio apartment of 20m^2, I don't have to imagine that. And yes I did read the word "deliberately" - I wanted to see how much onion I could put in bolognese. Turns out a lot, when you blend the onion. Also it turns out that blending onion in your studio apartment is stupid.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I would instantly get hungry - nothing fires up my appetite more than that sweet smell of onions in a hot pan

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

True. They're all pretty bad but the pickle one might be the best!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Sounds like you've never cooked anything besides ramen before

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I want a garum candle