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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You have to crack ‘em open to find out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

What should I use?

A large stick?
A baseball bat?
A night watchman mace?
A Double Headed War Hammer XL?
Skull Flail?
A fancy pimp cane?

Gotta have the right tool to get that candy.