this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

I’m very much OOTL in this topic, are all or these terms real, or is anon intentionally going over the top, inventing fictional terms to parodize incels/PUAs?

E.g. I of course need no explanation on Rolexmog, but no idea about canthalmog or Gorilla Mind.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It's all "real", but I'm not sure anybody would ever say it. Canthal tilt is something about your eyes, Gorilla Mind is a supplement of some sort.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] InfiniteStruggle 10 points 10 months ago

Probably the dude that told too many people he owned gorillamind

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Youtuber "MPMD", previously bodybuilding-focused.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

At this point in history ..... there's a high likelihood that it could be parody and humour ..... or an actual fantasy that a small group of people believe could be true.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Asking the important questions! What does "mog" even mean here?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Seconded! Someone explain me, please?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Guessing it’s something like dominating, bullying from the context. But honestly no idea either the whole post is insane

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

when they renamed HBO again I canthalmax

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

If these things are real, I don't want to know