Likely owns a vending machine business. They're easier to return than a handful of quarters if someone uses a 5 dollar bill to buy something for a buck and change.

I stand corrected. "Poisoning" his search results with videos making him look stupid is probably one of the best ideas I've heard. Thanks for the education!

This is the part where someone comes along and tells me this bird is suffering from some neurologic disorder that will lead to it's starvation and eventual death.

The man cannot even put together a single coherent sentence.

Jeez...my dude is just looking for connection and you all are downvoting him to death! Broseff... You're adorable if you think you're adorable. Don't let these self loathing mouth breathers bring you down!

... For context, I'm right around the block from you in age and KNOW I'm adorable. 😉

Right? I've been using it to mean, "acknowledged", for years now. My kids told me just the other day that their group does not, and that they have to remind themselves I'm not being sarcastic when I send it. I have reached "that" age, it would appear.

I notice no mention of Lemmy userbase expansion...

"Don't you challenge me, Mitch McConnell... I'm an entirely new man!"

I would argue George Santos is a solid contender... Otherwise... Spot on. She's a garbage human being, and, in my opinion, legitimately evil.

This is the correct answer, in my opinion. Keyboard warriors usually dry up real quick in the face of physical, meat-space confrontation. Same reason behind road rage, really. I'm only brave while I can hide behind a perceived barrier.

Are you planning to update this post, or make a new review post each day? I'm very interested in your results!

This is what it was like on Reddit, when it began. It's also missing bot comments, so it feels more personal.