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Why isn't anyone farting in school? (self.asklemmy)

submitted 11 months ago by Anon518 to c/[email protected]

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I was homeschooled previously with a small group of other children and we fart in class all the time.

Now I'm in public school for high school and no one is farting. I was very sheltered and public school is like a whole new world for me, so I don't know what the norms are. I've been holding it in but my stomach hurts and it leaks out anyway.

I don't understand how there are so many more people in high school and yet zero farts...

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Their strategy here! Fart into a deep cushion seat, which diffuses the smell over a longer period of time. Fart into a fan to maximize chaos and minimize accountability

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Plus one for chaos option

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

One of my friends who is a school teacher says "no one can use my chair, it's full of teacher farts," to her students, to keep them out of her chair.