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I have see all if these except a praying mantis. What happens then? Enlightenment?
Nonono you have to gather them, then you can begin the ritual.
Oh OK. Where can I find a praying mantis?
Dude, it's fucking hard to find a praying mantis these days, all the ones I seem to find are atheist or non practicing, fuckin godless heathens.
We must purify the bloodline to complete the ritual.
In a mantis church obviously
I thought they were atheists?
Only the ones who doesn't pray