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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh OK. Where can I find a praying mantis?

[–] Brocken40 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dude, it's fucking hard to find a praying mantis these days, all the ones I seem to find are atheist or non practicing, fuckin godless heathens.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

We must purify the bloodline to complete the ritual.

[–] decisivelyhoodnoises 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought they were atheists?

[–] decisivelyhoodnoises 1 points 11 months ago

Only the ones who doesn't pray