this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I will never see a hot spring I will never see a land of grass I will never see a volcano I will never see a glacier I will never see a puffin I will never see a lamb

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I will never taste the sweat of a large gay man

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

That sounds like a personal choice

[–] InfiniteStruggle 4 points 8 months ago

Don't let your dreams be dreams

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Where TF you live bro, there are plenty of those in the US. Except puffins, I’m not so sure about those. Alaska might have some.

Come to think of it, Alaska probably has all of these.