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[–] [email protected] 92 points 11 months ago (1 children)

During his next public speech, you'd notice that his eyebrows are slightly bushier, his voice is slightly deeper, and he's suddenly an inch taller.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Doppelgangers! Listen!

There is a good news and a bad news for you this morning.

The good news is: Our Great Leader has survived the dangerous attack last night.

The other news is: He has lost his right arm. "

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Took me a few moments to get this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I tried searching but to no avail, is it a quote?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

If he loses his right arm, and Doppelgangers have to look exactly like him, they also have to lose their right arms

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

If Putin loses an arm, all of his doppelgängers will need to lose an arm too. Otherwise they’ll be immediately identified as doppelgängers.

It’s a pretty well known thing that Putin frequently uses lookalikes for public appearances. It’s apparently an old habit from when he was a KGB agent. So if someone snipes him from a rooftop, it’s probably not even him; He can claim to have miraculously survived the shooting, then carry on as if nothing happened.