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It's so strange that this is even a thing (startrek.website)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] pancakes 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I would be there to make you feel inadequate, making calls with my Samsung smart fridge.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As a straight man, I'd date a guy who can casually carry around a fridge rather than some standard, phablet cuck.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Damn right. Put a portable induction burder and a cast iron in that fridge to emphasize weight isn't a constraint, and I know we'll me eatin good in the neighborhood.