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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'm shitting in the shower.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Aw! I'm shitting in the sink!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I'm squatting on the landing at the top of the stairs and now need to shuffle off in shame to get some TP for my bunghole.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I’m shitting inside my vanity but also have the vanity inside me so I’m pretty sure I’m dead.

10 minutes ago I’d have been rolling on the freeway at 69mph. So dead either way I guess.