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I was thinking about sentences that can tell the entire story on their own. I have 2 common examples:

  • So, I started to play WOW
  • My husband was 20 older than me

I can already tell how is gonna develop and end. What other sentences you know that have this effect?

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"I'm not racist, but" oh, they are going to say something racist.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It's fun to put "I'm not racist but" in front of totally innocuous statements.

I'm not racist but there's a blue Hyundai parked outside my building.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It still works. If I heard that my first thought would be "who are they racist against?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

β€œI’m not racist but the weather is nice todayβ€œ

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I use something similar often. "I'm not racist but the color of the bread is white."

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

See also, "Nobody likes to say it out loud, but..."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

"The hard truth is..." something completely obvious.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Something completely untrue.

[–] Justas 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"I'm not gay but..." proceeds to say the gayest thing you have ever heard.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam 2 points 8 months ago

Oh weird, I did that one constantly as a kid. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ