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[–] [email protected] 67 points 8 months ago (3 children)

First off that's a terrible profit for the work. But this brings up some interesting thoughts that I've pondered before.

Why were the people down to just buy this mystery pizza that showed up at their door? Is it just the convenience? So then why don't taco trucks drive around playing music like ice cream trucks? I feel like folks would be all about that.

[–] prole 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I imagine (this depends on the neighborhood, of course) many of them felt bad and probably at least gave him some money for a tip for making the drive, as it's not the driver's fault if someone fucked up an order.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So I accidentally paid for pizza betore but I had reasons!

My sister and mom told me they were on the way home from a concert.

10 minutes later door knock. Pizza from our favorite pizza place, and our favorite pizza.

Thought "oh, they ordered pizza so could have dinner when they got home" and paid for pizza. Turns out they had wrong address and it was luck.

Turns out OP could have gotten me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Id love random pizza deliveries. Random pizza and no mess ordering.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

It’s not that bad since OP likely isn’t paying any taxes on it.